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Follow us on social media. Get creative, offbeat wedding ideas delivered daily to your inbox! 60% Off & Over Shoes 50% Off & Over Shoes 60% Off & Over 100s of Styles60% Off Applies to sale styles only.Starting today, customers of McDonald's in Singapore will have the chance to buy limited-edition Hello Kitty toys with their meals. According to the Wall Street Journal, the public is hoping that this year's reaction to the toy will be much calmer than back in 2000 and 2013 when it incited a customer frenzy. The new toy features a plush Hello Kitty dressed up in various costumes like a "mischievous little penguin who doesn't like anything but himself" and a "golden retriever … who loves milk, anything soft, and his mama's cream caramel puddings." Back in 2000, the WSJ notes, "tens of thousands of people swarmed" McDonald's outlets to get their hands on a version of the kitten and her boyfriend Daniel dressed in wedding outfits. The toys prompted children to ditch school and parents to skip work just to get in line.

Fist fights broke out when "frustrated patrons threatened store managers." Other customers damaged restaurant property, including shattering a glass door which injured seven people, compelling the fast-food behemoth to hire private security firms. In 2013, things also got heated when McDonald's rolled out versions of Hello Kitty designed after popular fairy tales. According to Yahoo Singapore, it looks pretty calm so far this year with no major throngs of people lining up to get their hands on the toys. Yahoo Singapore attributes this to collectors sets of the plush toys being available online for purchase starting last week. An image of a sign posted on the website notes that this year there will be six designs to celebrate Hello Kitty's 40th anniversary, with one being released every Monday for the next six weeks. Online, the set of six retails for just under $64 USD which also includes six Extra Value Meal food vouchers. See the ad and the plush toys: · McDonald's Singapore [Official Site]·

Singapore Braces for a Kitty Riot at McDonald's [WSJ]· Where are the queues for McDonald's Hello Kitty plush toys? McDonald's Hello Kitty Bubbly World [YouTube]· All Hello Kitty Coverage on Eater [-E-]Oops... an error has occurred We can't find the page you're looking for, or it no longer exists. Let's give it another shot Double-check the web page address Shop our site from the Home page Use the Search above If it keeps happening, tell usThanks to the marketing skills of Japanese company Sanrio, Hello Kitty’s cute-cat character has been going strong for 35 years and has become an internationally-recognized brand. One of the most diverse and unpredictable places in the entire universe, the world of Hello Kitty encompasses a vast collection of strange products that dazzle the mind and serve as material for an extensive list of noteworthy weirdness.Since there are thousands of Hello Kitty products in just about every category imaginable, it’s difficult to find the weirdest of the weird.

Furthermore, many Hello Kitty pictures floating around the Internet are actually photoshopped fakes, so it takes some time to figure out what’s real and what’s not.Still, I managed to scrape together this list of examples that appear to be legitimate products. So, hold on to your seats and get ready to be entertained, disturbed, and maybe even sexually abused by one of the world’s most famous felines!Did you think Hello Kitty was too cute for violence? Think again, because with a little effort you could be the proud owner of an assault rifle just like this one.Looks like the Hello Kitty brand has been exploited to market someone’s anti-virus program. Personally, I wouldn’t trust my computer’s health and well-being with something like this.After researching and writing an article about weird Asian condoms, I can’t believe I missed this one. I mean, it’s so natural to expect Hello Kitty on a condom package, right?Buy yourself one of those Hello Kitty condoms, and you’ll probably have to spring for one of these lovely condom holders as well.RVs. Want to hit the open road and travel across the country in the comfort of your own RV, but not leave your loving Hello Kitty behind?

Well now you don’t have to with your own Hello Kitty RV!Any votes for this precious little innovation of orthodontics? Why yes thank you, I’d simply love to have Hello Kitty’s face implanted permanently in my mouth!I am not making this up. Even if you’re a Hello Kitty fan, why would this be appealing? On the other hand, if you don’t care too much for her, the whole experience of relieving yourself could be very gratifying.Girls, please don’t feel left out after seeing that last product. To guarantee your complete urination experience, Hello Kitty also adorns toilet seats.Electronic toilet paper dispensers. Here’s yet another one for the bathroom. Talk about an invasion of privacy. Is there nowhere Hello Kitty won’t go? (For those of you who are wondering, yes, Hello Kitty toilet paper is also available.)This is just bizarre. Who really wants to see that dancing around on their meat tubes?Taiwanese Eva Air has a Hello Kitty airplane that flies between Taiwan and Japan. The interior decoration is Hello Kitty-themed, of course.

This is similar to those creepy cat-eye contacts people wear during the Halloween season. Although these don’t grab your attention as quickly, once you realize what’s going on, it’s pretty strange.You’ve got to have a serious crush on Hello Kitty to get married in one of these. What do you think, guys? Sexy, or maybe not so much?Put these on and spread the Hello Kitty love to everyone around you. It’s like the famous Midas touch, except nothing turns into gold. Instead, people just stare at you with undisguised perplexity.If I’m reading the right sources, this is apparently a Hello Kitty coin bank that has been modified for smoking pot. As far as I know, it’s not technically a real product, but hey, it’s pretty hilarious!Is there a “bodily fluids” theme going on here, or am I just crazy? Boldly going where few cartoon characters dare to go, Hello Kitty.Douches. Someone please tell me this is a fake, or just go ahead and kill me right now. I have no idea why something like Hello Kitty should ever be associated with douches.