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After four owl attacks in a Salem-area park, residents have decided instead of getting mad or even with the large, hat-stealing bird that they would make T-shirts. That’ll show it who’s boss, right? The Statesman Journal reports that a couple locals have made their own “angry owl” warning shirts, which have a design originally shown on MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow Show last week. The first owl attack victim, Ronald Jaecks, fittingly received the first known T-shirt as a gift from friends, as well as a helmet with a large owl attached to the top.Hey @maddow the first man attacked by an owl had shirts made for him and the owl expert of your signs! — Alisha Roemeling (@alisharoemeling) February 8, 2015 All of the reported attacks happened in Pasture Park over the past couple weeks, which has gained national media coverage (and prompted many, many jokes). The barred owl has swooped in on passersby, stealing hats and even drawing blood at times. Officials believe the bird is protecting a nest.

Though the shirts aren’t really for sale, you can make your own by downloading the image from the newspaper. More From OPB News Blog Portland Top City For Foodies, Hood River Celebrated For Adventure OSU Study Finds Treadmill Desks Won't Help Employees Drop Pounds Doctor: Clinton Has Pneumonia, Recovering After 9/11 Event Prukop Passes For 3 TDs And Ducks Beat Virginia 44-26 'We Will Never Forget': Nationwide Ceremonies Mark 15 Years Since Sept. 11 North Portland Residents Talk Affordable Housing 'The Gun Show' Enters The Gun Rights Debate With Humor And Heartbreak Safer Altogether: Women In Portland Music Scene Confront Sexual Assault Portland Police Accountability Changes | 10 Tech T-Shirts You Can't Live Without If you're going to talk the tech talk, you better walk the tech walk — or at least dress like it, anyway. There are tons of clever tees tailor-made to be geek chic. Some are video game-themed, others are for the code-savvy.

There's even one to decipher which genre of geek suits you best. SEE ALSO: 10 Fun Notepads to Geek Up Your Desk We've rounded up 10 tech-themed t-shirts for the nerd in all of us. Which shirt will you be rocking? Let us know in the comments.Running Slogans, Track Quotes & Cross Country Sayings As a runner, there are plenty of inspirational quotes and sayings out there to motivate you. We’ve collected some of the best ones, which you can add to personalized t-shirts or use to inspire your team. They’re perfect for the front or the back of running team t-shirts, marathon group t-shirts, or even varsity track or cross-country t-shirts. So check ’em out before the competition steals yours! Running Slogans & Sayings Don’t Pass Me … I’m not in your Age Group. My Name Isn’t Forrest. Running: It’s Cheaper Than Therapy. Pain is Nothing Compared to What it Feels Like to Quit. Sorry, I’ve Got to Run. On the back: Thanks. I’ve Never Passed Anyone Before.

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If Your Can Read This, We’re Just Warming Up. The Faster You Run, The Quicker You’re Done. Previous post: Ink of the Week winner Next post: JDRF Walk to Cure Diabetes Walk Slogans/SayingsIf you have lost interest in Draw Something or are fed up with the kids scribbling on the walls (darn kids), perhaps it’s time to look at a more creative way to release your inner artist. And you can’t get more creative than a T-shirt that doubles as a miniature chalkboard. The concept behind The Chalkboard Tee is simple: It's a T-shirt with a chalkboard-like coating on the front that you can actually draw on. The idea for the T-shirt came about when Chris, a handyman, tried to find out if chalkboard paint would work on clothing—which it does. It was his partner in T-shirt-making crime, Jinyen, who thought of selling them. Each T-shirt has a different chalkboard design that you can draw on using plain old chalk. All come with a little pocket for storing chalk too, so you can even color when you’re waiting at the bus stop.

To start again, just wipe it clean or wash the shirt. The tees come in both child and adult sizes, and they're available on the Chalkboard Tee website for $32. If you’re not totally convinced be the magic of chalkboard paint, the team has a Pinterest gallery up for you to browse. Now, someone hand me some chalk so I can color in a dinosaur one, please. Get more GeekTech: Twitter - Facebook - RSS | Class of 2017 – Top Ten Slogans H17 The Quan – We Almost Gone! Let The Re16N Begin (For Beginning Of New School Year) Oh Thank Heaven, Here Comes The Class Of 1-7 To Infin17Y And Beyond Too Leg17 To Qu17 There goes the 90's! One (Two, Three) More Year(S), Then We Outta Here – Class Of 2017 Class of 2019 – Top Ten Slogans Lookin’ Fine, The Class Of 1-9 Forget The Rest, Class Of 2019 Is The Best If At First You Don’t Succeed, Then You’re Not Us – Class Of 2019 We Are The Future - 2019 So Fresh, So Clean, We Are The Class Of 2019